PASTA ALIGNMENT

mamma mia neurips deadline in 6 hours (╯°□°）╯︵ 📄
you: “the theorem is basically done” (￣▽￣)ノ
coauthor: “define basically” (⊙_⊙;)
you: “it compiles spiritually” 🤌✨

overleaf: 99 unresolved references (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
gpu: “out of memory” 💀🖥️
you, screaming in italian: “PORCO DIO THE APPENDIX” ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)🍝

reviewer #2 has already manifested in the walls (☉_☉)
paper title: “towards robust alignment”
actual contribution: one pdf named final_FINAL_v27_REAL.pdf (ง'̀-'́)ง

deadline hits
you submit 14 seconds late (╥﹏╥)
neurips portal: “thank you for your submission” (✧ω✧)

roman catholic miracle detected 🚨✝️🍝
p(doom): 0.99
p(accepted): mamma mia… 0.04 (ᵔ◡ᵔ)🤌