PASTA ALIGNMENT

expectation: “agi by 2027” 🤖⏳(⌐■_■)
rome guy: “madonna, i should buy a bunker” 🍝😱(╯°□°）╯︵🚪

reality: 2027 arrives 🥳(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
model: “here is a 4,000 word apology for failing to open pdf” 📄😭(；´д｀)ゞ

lesswrong: “this updates my p(doom) from 13% to 97%” 📈💀(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
italian: “it cannot even find the trattoria” 🤌🗺️(¬_¬)

agi timeline debate: 🔥🗣️😡🗣️🔥
actual agi: berkeley pigeon stealing your focaccia 🐦🍞(•̀ᴗ•́)و

p(doom): 0%
p(itsays“ciao”thencharges$200): 100% 🤌💳(╥﹏╥)