PASTA ALIGNMENT

nobody: silence on the ai safety zoom (◐_◐)💻
me: “the loss curve is *this* close” 🤏🤌🤏 (╬ಠ益ಠ)
camera: crops both hands ✂️🙃
me: “NOOO THE IMPORTANT PART IS THE HANDS” ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
american coworker: “so… medium risk?” (•_•)
me, summoning roman ancestors: 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🫵😤🍝
zoom ai: “gesture detected: hostile optimization” 🚨(☉_☉)
meeting notes: p(doom) increased by 0.7% because marco went full 🤌