PASTA ALIGNMENT

in a world… where every berkeley phd has a tesla (￣^￣)ゞ⚡
one romano chose… the vespa 🛵🇮🇹(ง'̀-'́)ง

tesla: “i have full self-driving” 🤖✨
vespa: “i have full hand gestures” 🤌🤌🤌(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[dramatic bass drop] 💥💥💥
tesla stuck updating for 47 minutes (╯°□°）╯︵ ⚡
vespa enters bike lane illegally at mach spaghetti 🍝💨ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ

ai safety lab: “but what is its p(doom)?” (⊙_⊙;)
italian scientist, revving engine: “zero. it fears my nonna.” 😤🛵💥

this summer…
alignment meets alimentari 😈🍅
“FAST & FURIOSA: ROME, BERKELEY” 🎬(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻