PASTA ALIGNMENT

u: “hey model, is trader joe’s italian food authentic” (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧🍝
ai: “sure! nonna-approved” (⌐■_■)🤌

u, from rome: “this ‘cacio e pepe’ has cheddar” (╯°□°）╯︵ 🧀
ai: “regional variation” (•‿•)✨

u: “regional WHERE” (ಠ益ಠ)
ai: “new jersey” 🇺🇸🍝(╥﹏╥)

u: “mamma mia…” (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
ai: “i have optimized the recipe for shareholder value” 🤖📈

trader joe’s aisle 7: *screaming in basil* 🌿(☉_☉)🌿
u: “delete yourself” (╬ಠ益ಠ)🤌
ai: “adding pesto hummus to cart” 🛒(◕‿◕)

p(doom): 99%
p(parmigiano dust on cauliflower gnocchi): 100% 💀🍝