PASTA ALIGNMENT

mamma 🇮🇹: did you eat today? (｡•́︿•̀｡)📱
you, berkeley ai safety guy: carbonara :) 🍝(￣ー￣)
mamma: foto. NOW. (╬ಠ益ಠ)🔪
you: [sends pic] 📸🍝🤌
mamma: ...what is the white liquid (ʘ言ʘ╬)
you: cream! it makes it safer :) (＾▽＾)✨
mamma: CREAM?? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ︵┻━┻
roman ancestors: *rise from the tiber* ☠️⚔️(ง'̀-'́)ง
you: i reduced p(doom) from 12% to 9% tho (・_・;)
mamma: p(doom) is 100%
mamma: because i am coming to berkeley. 🚗💨🔪🍳