PASTA ALIGNMENT

wanted: ai safety researcher 🇮🇹🤌 (ง'̀-'́)ง

requirements:
- prevent paperclip apocalypse 📎💀(ಠ_ಠ)
- explain p(doom) without crying (ಥ﹏ಥ)
- survive capabilities standup

capabilities team: “we made it 400% smarter overnight” 🚀🤯
safety team: “did you test—” (╯°□°）╯︵ 📄

capabilities team, already deploying: “benchmark go brrrr” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ 🔥
you, clutching espresso: “madonna santissima” ☕(；ﾟДﾟ)

benefits:
- free berkeley rent-induced psychosis 🏚️🤑
- one emergency yudkowski quote per quarter 📕😱
- unlimited red-team pasta 🍝🔪

apply now
before the model writes its own job posting
and lists you under
“former bottleneck” (☞ಠ_ಠ)☞ 💼🔥