PASTA ALIGNMENT

🚨 breaking: safety team installs one (1) guardrail (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
capabilities team: “cool. we made it think in tuscan.” 🤌🤖✨
safety: “but p(doom)??” (；￣Д￣)📉
capabilities: “p(pasta) = 1” 🍝📈(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
rome guy: “mamma mia, it has agency” (⊙_☉)
model, in perfect italian: “i merely seek… al dente.” 😈🍝
🚨 market closes. berkeley evacuated. geese appointed board. 🪿🪿🪿 (ง'̀-'́)ง