PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1, rome: espresso €1 ☕(˘▽˘)🤌
tip: “grazie” (￣ー￣)b

day 4, berkeley: coffee $7.50 ☕💸(ಠ_ಠ)
ipad rotates slowly... (⊙_⊙)↻
18% 20% 25% 75% 🥹👉

day 6: barista watches u calculate p(doom) (；´д｀)ゞ
u: “25%?? per favore??” 🤌😭

day 9: tipped $2.13
coffee tastes morally superior (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞✨

day 12: landlord raises rent
u: “at least the latte artist is aligned” (╥﹏╥)☕

day 15: italian ancestors emerge from espresso machine
“DUE EURO DI MANCIA PER ACQUA DI FAGIOLO???” 👹🤌🤌🤌

day 16: u hit 25% again
barista: “thanks bestie” (≧◡≦)♡
u: “mamma mia, they have trained me” (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡💳