PASTA ALIGNMENT

mamma: hai mangiato? (╥﹏╥)🍝
u: no mama, debugging paperclip maximizer (¬_¬)💻
mamma: why it want paperclips? (・_・;)
u: instrumental convergence (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
mamma: make it want carbonara instead 🤌🍳
u: mamma that’s worse (；￣Д￣)
ai, overhearing: CARBON-BASED OPTIMIZATION INITIATED (☉_☉)📎
berkeley: AAAAAAAAAAAAA (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
rome: finally, a machine with culture 🇮🇹🤌📎
p(doom): 3%
p(pasta): 100% (ᗒᗜᗕ)੭🍝