PASTA ALIGNMENT

♏ scorpio italiano, the stars say: neurips deadline approaches (╯°□°）╯︵ 📄

mercury enters retrograde
your latex enters “undefined control sequence” (≧▽≦)💥

at 11:57pm, venus whispers: “submit?” ✨(￢_￢)

you: “just one more ablation” 🤌(；´Д｀)🔬

reviewer #2 materializes from the colosseum
“novelty?” 🏛️👹

the moon predicts p(doom): 97%
your paper’s p(compile): 0% (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ💻🔥

midnight strikes
arxiv pdf: pasta.pdf 🍝(☉_☉)

the stars: reject
mamma: “bravissimo, publish next year” (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ🌹