PASTA ALIGNMENT

mamma: sei sul bart a quest’ora?? (╯°□°）╯🚇

u: tranquilla ma, it’s safe (￣ー￣)🤌

bart speaker: “richmond train delayed indefinitely” 📢(⊙_⊙)

guy with 3 scooters: “bro are you a computer scientist” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

u: yes why (・・;)

guy: “make the train aligned” (╬ಠ益ಠ)🔪

entire car: P(DOOM) = 1.00 🚇🔥ヽ(ﾟ〇ﾟ)ﾉ

u: *opens laptop* “have you considered pasta?” 🍝(•̀ᴗ•́)و

bart resumes immediately. 🤌⚡(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧