PASTA ALIGNMENT

monday: “mamma i work on ai safety now” (•̀ᴗ•́)و🤖
mamma, 3am rome: “bravo amore” 😴☎️

tuesday: calendar says 9pm berkeley / 6am roma (￣□￣;)!!
u: “quick call?”
mamma: espresso already deployed ☕🤌(ง •̀_•́)ง

wednesday: u explain p(doom) 📉🤓
mamma: “pasta al dente. that is p(doom).” 🍝😐
u: “...yes mamma” (⊙_⊙;)

thursday: missed call
mamma voicemail: “why are you awake at this hour?? are you american now??” 📞💥(╬ಠ益ಠ)

friday: u call at 4am berkeley like a cryptid 🧟‍♂️💻
mamma: “finally. eat something.” 🍅🔪(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

saturday: lab: “critical alignment meeting” 🚨🤖
u, whispering: “mamma is calling” (；ﾟДﾟ)
everyone: “PICK UP” 😱😱😱

sunday: 9-hour time difference defeated ✅(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
mamma: “when do you visit?”
u: “after we align superintelligence”
mamma: “so never.” 🤌💀