PASTA ALIGNMENT

here we observe the berkeley safety italian (•̀ᴗ•́)و 🦉
approaching a benchmark, once feared by man (⊙_⊙;)

“ah, mmlu…” he whispers 🤌📊
“bella macchina.” (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

the model achieves 99.7% 🏆(╯°□°）╯︵ 📝
researchers scream: “GENERAL INTELLIGENCE!!” AAAAAAAAA (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ🚨

but the italian spots a crucial detail (¬‿¬)🔎
the benchmark has been marinated
in 40 trillion tokens of internet soup 🍝💻

he releases a new eval into the wild (ง'̀-'́)ง
the model immediately says
“as an ai, i cannot tell if this owl is lying” 🦉(×_×)

the herd falls silent. (・_・;)
p(doom): 0.5% → 34% 📈💀

narrator: and so, the benchmark saturation migrates
to a fresh spreadsheet
where it will be hunted again next tuesday. (￣▽￣)ノ📉