PASTA ALIGNMENT

expectation: rome traffic prepares you for anything (¬‿¬)🤌🚗💨
u: “i have survived 9 vespas, 3 priests, and a fiat merging sideways” (ง'̀-'́)ง🇮🇹

reality: berkeley 4-way stop (⊙_☉)🛑
four teslas: “no YOU go” (´• ω •`)☝️
cyclist: appears from quantum foam (╯°□°)╯︵🚲
pedestrian: headphones. eye contact. INVINCIBLE. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

u, screaming in italian: “MACCHÈÈÈÈ” ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
bay area driver: “i’m optimizing for kindness” (✿◡‿◡)🌈
traffic: achieves p(doom) 0.99 (☉д⊙)💥