PASTA ALIGNMENT

berkeley horoscope for rome-born ai safety guy 🔮(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

mars enters trader joe’s frozen aisle ♈🛒(╯°□°)╯︵ 🍝
you discover “italian-style bolognese” 🇮🇹(ಠ_ಠ)
ingredients: cinnamon. peas. emotional damage. (；￣Д￣)

your nonna appears in the security mirror 👵👁️(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
“questo è p(doom), idiota” 📈💀

you: “but it has basil” 🤌(｡•́︿•̀｡)
nonna: “that’s parsley, cazzo” 🚨🍃(╬ಠ益ಠ)

lucky number: 0
lucky color: marinara red
avoid: aisle 9, artificial intelligence, and “ciabatta” from california (ง'̀-'́)ง🍞