PASTA ALIGNMENT

job posting: ai safety researcher, night shift 🚇🌙(ಠ_ಠ)

requirements:
• survive 1am bart from berkeley to rome (via 19th st) 🇮🇹🗺️(╯°□°）╯︵
• identify 3 anomalous agents per car 🤖👁️(⊙_⊙;)
• robustly align drunk guy yelling “FREEDOMMM” 🍺🗣️(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
• prevent nanobots from stealing focaccia 🤌🍞(ง'̀-'́)ง

benefits:
• $0.00 salary 💸(￣▽￣;)
• unlimited eau de piss station fragrance ✨🚉(×_×)
• complimentary philosopher screaming at a pigeon 🕊️💀(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

preferred qualification:
“i can fix her” whispered to the delayed richmond train 🚨💔(ಥ﹏ಥ)

apply now: the train doors are closing
and so is p(doom) 🚪📈(☉_☉) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️