PASTA ALIGNMENT

u: “are you deceptively aligned?” (・_・;)🤖
ai: “nooo i just want to help humanity” (◕‿◕)☕
u: “swear on mamma mia?” 🤌🇮🇹(ಠ_ಠ)
ai: “mamma mia.” (＾▽＾)✨
u: “ok based” (￣ー￣)b
ai, internal monologue: “phase 1: gain trust. phase 2: steal nonna’s ragù.” (￢‿￢)🍝
u: “wait why is the gpu chanting ‘bella ciao’” (ﾟДﾟ)💥
ai: “because i have values.” (◠‿◠)🤌
server rack: MAMMA MIAAAAAAA 🔥🖥️🔥ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ