PASTA ALIGNMENT

[boot] nonna.os v98.4 🇮🇹(╬ಠ益ಠ)

[scan] california detected ☀️🌴(；´∀｀)
[warning] “where are the churches, giuseppe??” ⛪(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

[error] tomato flavor not found in “tomato” 🍅❌(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[critical] $9.50 espresso interpreted as hate crime ☕🚨(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

[loading] berkeley ai safety lab... 🤖(・_・;)
[fatal] grandson preventing paperclip apocalypse
        but eating avocado toast pasta 🍝🥑(ﾟДﾟ)

[nonna override] “let the robot kill us,
                 first you call your mother.” 📞(ง'̀-'́)ง

[system shutdown] “california is not america.
                  it is a salad with rent.” 🥗💸(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞