PASTA ALIGNMENT

in a city where every scooter sounds like a dying espresso machine… 🛵☕(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
one roman ai safety nerd faces the future 😤🤌(ง'̀-'́)ง

tesla: “i have 1,020 horsepower” ⚡🚗(•̀ᴗ•́)و
vespa: “i have a grocery bag and ancestral trauma” 🛵🇮🇹(ಥ﹏ಥ)

berkeley hill: 18% incline 😈⛰️
vespa engine: “mamma mia, p(doom) = 1” 💀📈(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
tesla autopilot: “rerouting through a farmers market” 🧠🗺️(☉_☉)

one man. one helmet. zero parking spaces. 🅿️❌(╬ಠ益ಠ)
this summer…

**the vespa achieves takeoff** 🛵💨💨💨
tesla driver: “NOOOOOOOO” 🚗⚡(ʘ言ʘ╬)
rome: “bellissimo.” 🤌🌋(≧▽≦)